Crack fragments

[ante_luce]

Stuff that popped into my head that I have no time or further inspiration to mess with. But they're pretty messed up already so I guess they don't really need it.

Based off the Mission (not so)Impossible 'verse.

1. Bluestreak had to learn the Innocent Bumblepuppy optic look from somewhere, and he's always been close to Prowl. This is why the look doesn't work on their SIC. He taught it to the gunner, and he's had vorns of practice ignoring Pouty!Jazz.

Jazz, on the other hand, can't resist the look when it comes from either Datsun. Neither can Optimus. Both are thankful the elder Datsun is very selective in the use of this 'secret weapon'. Mostly because it takes forever to get Optimus functional again after he's agreed to whatever's being requested. No, he has not tried it on Megatron. Or any Decepticon.

(... *shoves Hunter bunny into locker and sits on it* No, you are not going to either of these mechs to learn how to do that. Stay in your own 'verse. And no asking Hunter'verse Bluestreak either!)


2. Once on Earth, Prowl gets hit by a lot of bleach. Ignoring the fact that I have no idea if bleach can really do this to car paint, or that I think bleach could damage his circuitry pretty bad, his paintjob gets bleached (duh) completely white. Or it gets fragged enough that he has to get a repaint, but they're out of black or have to wait for the white to set before they start on the black. (See? I have alternatives, just in case)

So, all white Prowl wandering the base, prompting the ghost jokes, but for Mirage... Well, he's not too happy 'bout being called a 'fraidy cat, but he's not about to tell the others the real reason he ran screaming from the Rec room when he saw the mech. Jazz still hasn't stopped laughing for them to ask why either.


3. Instructor mech and instructor mech's brother get seriously overcharged (accidentally on purpose), and tell the femme division about that one tactician with the pretty optics and his remarkable abilities. Since no one really believes them, Prowl being the image of professionalism (i.e. frigid), cue a surprise visit by the femmes to a certain base, with a confused Elita One who went along to visit Optimus, who is just as confused. Chaos ensues.

Everyone not in Spec Ops is clueless as to why. Everyone in Ops would be dead of laughter or processor meltdown (And Bumblebee's processors are still recovering from the realisation that OMP HE'S THAT MECH THEY TOLD US ABOUT AT SUMMER CAMP OPS TRAINING?!) if they weren't playing keep away. Prowl just wants to do his work.

(Okay, this one had a story half written already before I came up with the Mission crack, but it's so much funnier now. I may actually finish this one in due time.)


Edit

4. Where did Prowl learn to do that?

5. And... He probably had to have practised somehow.

Comments

[cave-cat.livejournal.com]

It all looks good to me! Man... I just love your Prowl so much. He's the perfect mixture of professionalism, charm, deviousness, intelligence, and carefully hidden humor. :3

I look forward to this!

[ante-luce.livejournal.com]

Many thanks ^_^

[dark-daebereth.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes and more yes. I cannot tell you just how much I love this 'verse, and their incarnations in it. Prowl is rawr in so many ways. And Jazz is love.

But yes. Things for AFTER you've fed yourself to the academy. *hugs* Good luck, petal. ^^

[ante-luce.livejournal.com]

^_^ It's growing on me too, crackiness and all.

*is resigned to being chewed on*

[dark-daebereth.livejournal.com]

Good, because it is wonderful. Oh, oh frag yes to the edits! XD He could practice on Jazz, sure he ain't gonna complain. It'll be hot! :D

*hugs* I feel your pain, love. Mine... is not going to be done on time ;_;

[ante-luce.livejournal.com]

Nope, Jazz definitely won't be complaining. *shoves backstory!bunny into storage closet* Wait there. It's only for a week.

*hugs back* I know the feeling =_=

[dark-daebereth.livejournal.com]

*gives extra padlocks* Make sure you hide it from Jazz, miscreant can get in anywhere D:

[ante-luce.livejournal.com]

That he does *sigh* He's good at his job. Which is good for the Autobots, but not so for me.

[dark-daebereth.livejournal.com]

I hear you, babe. I hear you. Music? I own music? Nu uh, it all belongs to Jazz, who commandeered my media player shuffle when he hacked my computer for his very own. Miscreant.

[ante-luce.livejournal.com]

*snicker* Now I think I may have to give Jazz that nickname in Mission'verse. A thing between him and Prowl maybe?

[dark-daebereth.livejournal.com]

Miscreant? Heh, definitely. That's universal for "Jazz" ^^

[raynos.livejournal.com]

*giggles at the plot bunnies* These are awesome plot bunnies for an already awesome verse. Can't wait to see the last two fleshed out more! =)

As for 2, from what I know bleach wrecks car paint, but the metal should be OK.

[ante-luce.livejournal.com]

I can't wait to write the last two either ^^ Thanks for the info! =D

Re: Ghostly Prowl

[(Anonymous)]

There's an easier plot device to get Prowl all white: the twins. A) They dumped the white paint on him; B) They dumped pink paint on him. He's halfway through being repainted, and waiting for the white to dry; C) same as B only they're out of black paint for now, and white is better than pink in Prowl's opinion. Personally, I prefer C, along with the instructor, his brother, and the femmes dropping by for a visit just then... *evil grin* cue instructor's brother running from the room with Mirage. Or flirting again. He is a sleeze.
-- gaia

Re: Ghostly Prowl

[ante-luce.livejournal.com]

*snickerfits* I envision the flirting, for some reason...