The Perils of Refueling (Part 3)

[ante_luce]

Title: The Perils of Refueling (Part 3)
'Verse: G1 Transformers
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: TF cussing. Crack.




//Jazz.//

//Yeah, Prowler?//

//I believe someone misappropriated some energon from my dispenser last night. A rather large quantity at that.//

//Primus. So that’s why the Ark’s so dead today. Some mechs just need to get scrapped before they learn. S’that why you called? You want me to track them down?//

//No. I actually wanted to tell you that Blaster seems to have managed to obtain a live feed of that rock music showcase you two wanted to attend but couldn’t. I’ve given him permission to watch it in the communications deck while he’s on duty, on the condition that you join him. He tends to get carried away by these things, as evidenced by the last occasion.//

//… Mech. You’re scary as frag all and I love you.//

//Thank you, Jazz, I love you too. Enjoy your concert.//

//Heh. I’m betting a good many mechs won’t.//

//I have no idea why, the comms deck is adequately soundproofed.//

//So’s my room. Drop by later?//

//After my duty shift ends.//

//Great. See you then, Prowl. Bye!//

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

HAHA! Prowl can be so evil in his punishments for breaking into his office and stealing his energon!!

[ante-luce.livejournal.com]

Hopefully, this will teach certain mechs to keep their grubby little paws to themselves ^_^

[kyra-neko-rei.livejournal.com]

Um . . . if the comms deck is soundproofed, how's that punishment on everybody else?

Other than that, Prowl is a sneaky, evil, and very generous mech, and I love it.

[ante-luce.livejournal.com]

When Blaster gets carried away, he accidentally hits the 'Broadcast on all channels' button >;3

[kyra-neko-rei.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhhhh! AWESOME!

[ante-luce.livejournal.com]

Yup. Game, set and match to the SIC ^_^b

[bluebirdsoaring.livejournal.com]

Sneaky Prowl is too cool for words =) Love the last little bit =)

[ante-luce.livejournal.com]

The SIC has to keep up with the Ark mechs, and that means he's got to be sneakier than all of them put together >:3

[cave-cat.livejournal.com]

*now has mental image of mechs flocking in to Ratchet, pleading for him to offline them*

Oh Prowl<3333

[ante-luce.livejournal.com]

*evil grin* >:3

[ante-luce.livejournal.com]

Yup ^_^

[mmouse15.livejournal.com]

*grins* Evil!SIC is evil. There is no headache (processorache?) that compares to a hangover with loud music pounding away. Why, no, I've never done that to my horrible roommate in college, no sirree.

*snicker*

[ante-luce.livejournal.com]

I wish I could have done that to the hungover folk in uni, especially after they set off the fire alarm in the middle of winter during the exam season, but I have no suitably appropriate music.

[puffitheinsane.livejournal.com]

'Verdi Requiem'. Download that, blare it, and laugh.

Nothing fucks with hungover college kids like DOOMDEATHLATINDEATHDOOM.

[dvana.livejournal.com]

Heh, that's cold. : ) People are always underestimating Prowl's sneakiness. tsk tsk.

[ante-luce.livejournal.com]

He's the head tactician for a reason ^_^

[bookscrazygirl.livejournal.com]

I only hope Optimus isn't one of those hangover mechs ^_~.
Afterall, there's no way he'd 'sample' his SIC energon just out of curiosity, no way at all......

Poor poor poor Ark. Isn't Blaster hungover too? And I bet Red Alert has some juicy pics of when they were over-energized (read, blackmail) but how did the rest of them miss out on over half an Ark (just guessing the amount based on how silent the Ark is) of super-energized mechs? And can we see the Wreckers sampling Prowls energon? Please please please?

Is it just me or is evil Prowl sexy? Jazz must be soo... (you get the picture) ^_^

blind_foxx, I love your avatar!

[ante-luce.livejournal.com]

Not half the Ark, just its shadier denizens ^_^

[bookscrazygirl.livejournal.com]

As I said, half the Ark :P.

Wonder what Optimus' reaction would be.

Btw, has Jazz ever tried switching Prowls energon with the Decepticon's the day before a Megatron was planning a major attack?

[ante-luce.livejournal.com]

*snicker* Okay, maybe they were all being careful to not be discovered and everyone else was enjoying the peace and quiet?

Dunno 'bout everything else though ^_^

[vericus.livejournal.com]

Muhahaha. Sneaky Prowl is sneaky. I only found this little series through the newsletter the other day, but man am I glad I did... *imagines hordes of zombie-like mechs decending on Jazz and Blaster to try and stop the music* Muhahaha.

I'm gonna be giggling for hours now. I'm blaming you when Dania asks me what's made my brain go wonky now. :P

[ante-luce.livejournal.com]

Oops? :P

Glad you like.

[puffitheinsane.livejournal.com]

Purrrrrrr.

Go Prowl!

[ante-luce.livejournal.com]

*waves pompoms*

[puffitheinsane.livejournal.com]

Pffft. And now I want to see Prowl in the Lucky Star cheerleader uniform.

AARGH MY BRAIN.

[bookworm-faith.livejournal.com]

LOL! Oh dear, I hope the 'cons don't decide to launch an attack on them, with all the hangovers they'll either be slaughtered for making too much noise or have a complete walkover XD

[ante-luce.livejournal.com]

Imma go for slaughtered. S'funnier ^_^

[drharper.livejournal.com]

Megatron: DECEPTICONS! ATTA-urk!

Cliffjumper: *has vaulted to Megatron's chest and has a death-grip on his throat* Shut. Up. Now.

[ante-luce.livejournal.com]

*snickerfits*

Megatron: *sotto voce* _{Decepticons. Retreat. Quietly.}

'Cons: *looking at homicidal Autobots* *tiptoe away...*

[bookworm-faith.livejournal.com]

*is laughing too hard at this scenario to be coherant*
Pity the 'Cons if RATCHET is one of the Hungover bots!

[conure-herder.livejournal.com]

LMFAO! And a pissed Ironhide with a hangove ris NOT to eb challenged, either!

[sanjuno.livejournal.com]

Sadistic Prowl is sadistic. But that's why we love him. XD Loved it.

[ante-luce.livejournal.com]

Thanks ^_^

[catraven.livejournal.com]

Perfect! (and the fantasy 'Con attack between you and drharper is hilarious!)

Thanks for the regular doses of crack. Unlike the real drug, yours is keeping me sane! :D

[ante-luce.livejournal.com]

Happy to be of service ^_^

[youko-rayah.livejournal.com]

*cackles*

oh sweet Primus! I love this little arc! is so varrah SHINNY!

Jazz on an energon high is better than Duo on a sugar/caffeen rush!

<3

please feel free to write more if this! or even a branch of this plunny for the Movie Verse! that would be awesome!

[ante-luce.livejournal.com]

Thank you ^_^

'Oooh, tingly!'

[(Anonymous)]

You know, what with the whole energon-issue, I can't help but wonder seriously what they'd do if Prowl carried. I mean, if he had to provide energy for two, would he have to be constantly refueling? Hooked up to an energon feed? Curious...

Re: 'Oooh, tingly!'

[ante-luce.livejournal.com]

I suppose he could just take a leave from his normal duties and avoid using his battle computer and tactical programming. If he can't (which is likely), then more frequent refuels or an energon feed might be needed. Of course, they could just have Jazz carry the sparklet instead, or make sure they only sparked if there was a protoform ready for immediate transfer ^_^