*Innocent look* Maybe the Autobots should have Prowl and Jazz, wearing maid-dresses, pose before the entire Decepticon army. Then while the Cons are stunned/disoriented/woozy from sudden energon-loss though the nasal vents, they can both pull out huge guns hidden in their skirts and win the war for them once and for all! *runs for Super-Secret Hiding Spot from said enraged bots*

Seriously, this was very humorous and entertaining!