Family Ties

Jul. 9th, 2012 04:19 am
Title: Family Ties
'Verse: 2007/09/11 Transformers. Surprise crossover 'verses.
Characters: Humans. No TFs appear in this fic.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Crack. Human cussing.

Time to play Seven Degrees of Sector Seven )
Title: Cuffed (Part 2)
'Verse: G1 Transformers
Characters: Ensemble.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: TF cussing. Crack. Dialogue only.

And when they manage to rope in the all-seeing detail fanatic... )


Oct. 28th, 2009 01:01 am
Title: Cuffed
'Verse: G1 Transformers
Characters: Ensemble.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: TF cussing. Crack. Dialogue only.

When a bad influence meets a tactical advantage, it's generally a good idea to get out of the way. )
A picture of the truck!herd, as described previously, and a little follow up of the drawing in the same.

*is still humming 'Convoy'* )
'Cause we got a little 'ole convoy
Rockin' through the night
Yeah, we got a great big convoy
Ain't she a beautiful sight
C'mon and join our Convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the USA!


There are trucks stalking me.

Actually, my lab's in a building near a parking lot full of trailer cabs. And there are a lot of them sitting there. Srsly, it's like looking at a real life herd of cattle, only they're trucks.

Across the road? A feedlot gas station. Not helping the parking lot/truck!ranch thing.

But today, there was something more. I went off to do some fieldwork for my lab this morning, and along the parts of the route that go through industrial areas our little van/ute thing (so sue me, I may like shiny TFs, but I normally have no idea what most vehicle makes and models are called) passed quite a few container trucks. Trailers. Big rigs. Whatever you want to call them.

On the way back from the field, we got swept into a herd of them. I had a hard time keeping a straight face, because 'Convoy' up there was playing in my head (not that it hasn't been playing since a certain bunny hijacked my braincell for fic). Then... then, I saw the lead truck.

Red cab. Blue trailer base. Silver/grey trailer box.

They saw us all the way to the expressway ^_^ I waved goodbye when no one was looking.

How that means borked Truck!Optimus and Datsun arts are required, I have no idea.

Anyway, here. )
This fic sparked by this bunny, buffalo, those little birds that ride on said buffalo, and Veji's cowboy!TFs.

Title: Riding Herd
'Verse: G1 Transformers
Characters: Datsuns. Trucks.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: TF cussing. Crack.

... I wrote this in under three hours. My mind is cracked. )
ante_luce: (Listen!)
This is crack. Crack based off of [ profile] sanjuno's Rings 'verse, because I've read it and the accompanying gift fics too many times for it to be healthy. In my defence, there are a lot of Autobot!seekers in yon 'verse.

Title: Deluge
'Verse: G1 Transformers. [ profile] sanjuno's Rings 'verse.
Characters: Jazz. Prowl.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: TF cussing. Crack. Not!canon for anything

The answer is: He's making a flowchart *bricked* )
ante_luce: (mad science)
[ profile] winged_sundisk's fault. Because of this comment.

Suddenly imagines Shockwave with a pet rock... a broken pet rock.... poor brain, all messed up.

I already had Shockwave + Pet rock in headspace, and thus...

Yes, I borked the designs. I know. I'm sorry. Yes, it's a single semicolon (and a single caret). Because Shockwave only has one optic.
ante_luce: (Fairy Godmech)
This picture is also [ profile] bookworm_faith's fault. I went back to Australia, met her, had a lovely dinner and conversation, during which she spurred my already random headspace to more randomness.

I call this, 'Alpha Trion is Pimp' )

Well, okay.

*shoos art bunny* Begone!
Title: The Perils of Refueling (Part 3)
'Verse: G1 Transformers
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: TF cussing. Crack.

This is short. That is all. )
ante_luce: (Fairy Godmech)
Title: The Perils of Refueling (Part 2)
'Verse: G1 Transformers
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: TF cussing. Crack.

In which Jazz goes 'Whee!', and everyone else takes cover. )
Title: The Perils of Refueling
'Verse: G1 Transformers
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: TF cussing. Crack.

Prowl + Highgrade = Something Different )
ante_luce: (Mostly Harmless)
So... I have no explanation other than my braincell apparently likes to partake of various recreational chemicals, and has no sense of self preservation. But we all knew that already, didn't we?

This is... I don't rightly know how to describe it. Have at.

*gives up* )
*ponders list of destinations* Anyone got a boat I could borrow?

*humming Jaws theme* )

Guess which musical I went to see today? (okay, by 'today' I mean the time period which has not ended with me going unconscious yet)

Figures, even with something as common as kitty!TFs, the braincell has to be different.

Oh! Well, I never was there ever... )
Here, have a random seeker ficbit, spurred by all the Autobot!seekers I've been drawing this week.

Title: Dethronement
'Verse: G1 Transformers
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: TF cussing. Crack.

Thought it'd be fitting to end the week with something related to them... )
This is my cracky, random 'verse. Prolly what headspace looks like on a good day.

Title: Mission - Awakening
'Verse: G1 Transformers
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: TF cussing.

*gigglefits* )
ante_luce: (Toaster Walkies)
Think that if I say [ profile] puffitheinsane made me do it, I'll stand a greater chance of not being stepped on by an angry robot T-Rex?

... Yeah, thought not.

This list is oddly productive for me... Got bit by Bunny #4.

*wanders off to find more hiding places* )



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