Title: Mission - Hugs
'Verse: G1 Transformers
Characters: Jazz. Prowl.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Fluffs.

*Leaves out toothpaste and brushes* )



Well, okay.

*shoos art bunny* Begone!
Title: Mission - Hide and Seek (Part 2)
'Verse: G1 Transformers
Characters: Ops mechs. Tactician mechs. Elita. Arcee. Femmes. Plot!OCs.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: TF cussing.

I need a cut text generator... )
Title: Mission - Hide and Seek
'Verse: G1 Transformers
Characters: Plot!OCs. Elita. Femmes. Jazz. Prowl.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: TF cussing.

Yet more continuity. I am amazed. )
Wow, mission'verse has continuity. Who'd've thought?

Title: Mission - Angels and Demons
'Verse: G1 Transformers
Characters: Elita. Jazz. Prowl. Optimus. Ironhide. Spike.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: TF cussing.

Definitely _not_ a Dan Brown book. )
Title: Mission - Monochrome
'Verse: G1 Transformers
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: TF cussing.

I had to shoot the bunny that wanted me to name this after an MJ song. )
Title: Mission - Catch and Release
'Verse: G1 Transformers
Rating: M
Warnings: TF cussing.

I actually had two versions of this one, smut bunny's been rabid lately. )
This is my cracky, random 'verse. Prolly what headspace looks like on a good day.

Title: Mission - Awakening
'Verse: G1 Transformers
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: TF cussing.

*gigglefits* )
ante_luce: (Laugh Manically)
Another 'verse that was due some attention. At least the bunny is starting to be linear again. And demanding a return to its more cracky beginnings.

Title: Mission - Drop In
'Verse: G1 Transformers.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: TF Cussing.

I am of the opinion that herding bunnies may be worse than herding cats... )
For the December '08 Christmas Challenge on the PxJ comm.

Title: Mission - Encouragement
'Verse: G1 Transformers. Mission‘verse
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: TF Cussing.

Prompt: Where there is doubt, faith )
Mission bunny was particularly aggravating over this chapter (I ended up rewriting it about five times). I think it's because there was no smut.

Title: Mission - Introductions
'Verse: G1 Transformers. Mission'verse.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Canon and characterisation butchering. TF cussing

We're gonna hate each other, aren't we. )
Title: Mission - Rescue
'Verse: G1 Transformers. Mission'verse.
Rating: M
Warnings: Slash. Canon and characterisation butchering.

Srsly. This series is turning into '101 ways to smut a mech'. )
Title: Mission... (not so)Impossible - Later.
'Verse: G1 Transformers.
Rating: M
Warnings: Slash. Canon and characterisation butchering.

From the first post of this series: 'Well, I didn’t overload with him. Jazz took care of that for me later.' This is that later. )
ante_luce: (Mostly Harmless)
Stuff that popped into my head that I have no time or further inspiration to mess with. But they're pretty messed up already so I guess they don't really need it.

Based off the Mission (not so)Impossible 'verse.

1. Bluestreak had to learn the Innocent Bumblepuppy optic look from somewhere, and he's always been close to Prowl. This is why the look doesn't work on their SIC. He taught it to the gunner, and he's had vorns of practice ignoring Pouty!Jazz.

Jazz, on the other hand, can't resist the look when it comes from either Datsun. Neither can Optimus. Both are thankful the elder Datsun is very selective in the use of this 'secret weapon'. Mostly because it takes forever to get Optimus functional again after he's agreed to whatever's being requested. No, he has not tried it on Megatron. Or any Decepticon.

(... *shoves Hunter bunny into locker and sits on it* No, you are not going to either of these mechs to learn how to do that. Stay in your own 'verse. And no asking Hunter'verse Bluestreak either!)


2. Once on Earth, Prowl gets hit by a lot of bleach. Ignoring the fact that I have no idea if bleach can really do this to car paint, or that I think bleach could damage his circuitry pretty bad, his paintjob gets bleached (duh) completely white. Or it gets fragged enough that he has to get a repaint, but they're out of black or have to wait for the white to set before they start on the black. (See? I have alternatives, just in case)

So, all white Prowl wandering the base, prompting the ghost jokes, but for Mirage... Well, he's not too happy 'bout being called a 'fraidy cat, but he's not about to tell the others the real reason he ran screaming from the Rec room when he saw the mech. Jazz still hasn't stopped laughing for them to ask why either.


3. Instructor mech and instructor mech's brother get seriously overcharged (accidentally on purpose), and tell the femme division about that one tactician with the pretty optics and his remarkable abilities. Since no one really believes them, Prowl being the image of professionalism (i.e. frigid), cue a surprise visit by the femmes to a certain base, with a confused Elita One who went along to visit Optimus, who is just as confused. Chaos ensues.

Everyone not in Spec Ops is clueless as to why. Everyone in Ops would be dead of laughter or processor meltdown (And Bumblebee's processors are still recovering from the realisation that OMP HE'S THAT MECH THEY TOLD US ABOUT AT SUMMER CAMP OPS TRAINING?!) if they weren't playing keep away. Prowl just wants to do his work.

(Okay, this one had a story half written already before I came up with the Mission crack, but it's so much funnier now. I may actually finish this one in due time.)


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4. Where did Prowl learn to do that?

5. And... He probably had to have practised somehow.
ante_luce: (Laugh Manically)
Late nights and deadlines inspire procrastination!crack. At least, in my case they do.

Title: Mission... (not so)Impossible?
'Verse: G1 Transformers.
Rating: ... Y'know, I have no friggin idea, so have an M (and M).
Warnings: Slash. Crack. Writer has thrown what they know of canon and characterisation to the four winds and written like a delirious giggle hound.

Either that, or I put too much sugar in my tea at dinner. )

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